"Percentage if life" joke

A PROFESSOR who was crossing a river asked the rustic boatman,' Do you read and write?'
'No, I don't,' the boatman replied.
'Then you're missing 40 per cent of the interest in life,' said the professor.' Do you listen to music?'
'No said the boatman.
'Then you're missing another 20 per cent in life said the professor.
A huge wave came up causing the boat to capsize, but the boatman was able to retrieve it and pull the professor out of the water.
'Do you swim?' the boatman asked.
'No, I don't,' said the professor.
'Then you might have lost 100 per cent of your life said the boatman.

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