"Perfect Hearing" joke

For many years, an elderly gentleman suffered from serious hearing problems. Finally, he went to see his doctor. After examining him, the doctor was able to have him fitted with a pair of hearing aids which allowed the gentleman to hear normally again.
A month later, the gentleman returned to the doctor for a follow-up visit. "Your hearing is perfect," the doctor said. "Your family must be very happy now that you can hear again."
"Oh, I haven't told them yet, doctor," the gentleman said. "I just sit around and listen to their conversations. So far, I've changed my will four times!"

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