"Perfect penis" joke

Little Bobby is in school one day when the teacher announced that it was time for sex ed class. She gave each student a word dealing with sex and, as homework, they had to find out its meaning.
Little Bobby was assigned the word "penis". So little Bobby goes home and asks his dad...."Dad, whats a penis?"
His dad drops his pants, proudly whips out his dick and says "Bobby, THIS is a penis. And by the way THIS is a PERFECT penis."
So the next day at school the teacher asks little Bobby if he has learned what a penis is. Little Bobby drops his pants, whips out his dick and says... "THIS is a penis. And if it was 3 inches shorter, THIS would be a PERFECT penis.

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