"Phil's hare-raising gift idea" joke

If you’re like me, you’re a dodo when it comes to gifts. Not only shopping for gifts, but also trying to determine what you want as a birthday or Christmas goodie.

So imagine my surprise when I received the following e-mail. The subject line was:

“Jack Rabbit Vibrator Sex Toy FHd9hSHIdlh4uhGrTRCgq46c74CUayRAAAcpRcsqcIArb0BazCzw”

Okay, that last word might have been the result of the jack rabbit hopping all over the keyboard. Those things happen...sometimes.

But when I opened the e-mail, I found this killer sales pitch:

“Guys if y0u love your girls you have to try it;)

Girls if y0u love your boy you need to try it;)”

Hey, this solves all of my gift problems -- this works for the girls and guys I know (segregating your shopping based on gender can become time-consuming, I think).

Now I thank one [email protected] for sending this info my way. I looked up foo-bar.org and it is a tech site for “free software for devices running the Palm operating system.” Needless to say, someone at foo-bar.org has something in his palm that’s a lot more interesting than a BlackBerry!