"Phrases From The 50'S 1" joke

Not So Long Ago, This Is What You Would Hear In Passing:

"i'll Tell You One Thing, If Things Keep Going The Way They Are, Its' Going To Be Impossible To Buy A Weeks Groceries For $20."
"Have You Seen The New Cars Coming Out Next Year? It Won't Be Long When $5000 Will Only Buy A Used One."

"If Cigarettes Keep Going Up In Price, I'm Going To Quit. A Quarter A Pack Is Ridiculous."

"Did You Hear The Post Office Is Thinking About Charging A Dime Just To Mail A Letter?"

"If They Raise The Minimum Wage To $1, Nobody Will Be Able To Hire Outside Help At The Store."

"When I First Started Driving, Who Would Have Thought Gas Would Someday Cost 50 Cents A Gallon. Guess We'd Be Better Off Leaving The Car In The Garage."

"Kids Today Are Impossible. Those Duck Tail Hair Cuts Make It Impossible To Stay Groomed. Next Thing You Know, Boys Will Be Wearing Their Hair As Long As The Girls."

"Also, Their Music Drives Me Wild. This' Rock Around The Clock' Thing Is Nothing But Racket."