"Phrases From The 50'S 2" joke

"Pretty Soon You Won't Be Able To Buy A Good 10 Cent Cigar."

"I Read The Other Day Where Some Scientist Thinks It's Possible To Put A Man On The Moon By The End Of The Of The Century. They Even Have Some Fellows They Call Astronauts Preparing For It Down In Texas."

"Did You See Where Some Baseball Player Just Signed A Contract For $75, 000 A Year Just To Play Ball? It Wouldn't Surprise Me If Someday They'll Be Making More Than The President."

"Do You Suppose Television Will Ever Reach Our Part Of The Country?"

"I Never Thought I'd See The Day All Our Kitchen Appliances Would Be Electric. They Are Even Making Electric Typewriters Now."

"It's Too Bad Things Are So Tough Nowadays. I See Where A Few Married Women Are Having To Work To Make Ends Meet."

"It Won't Be Long Before Young Couples Are Going To Have To Hire Someone To Watch Their Kids So They Can Both Work."

"Marriage Doesn't Mean A Thing Anymore, Those Hollywood Stars Seem To Be Getting Divorced At The Drop Of A Hat."

"i'll Tell You One Thing. If My Kid Ever Talks Back To Me, They Won't Be Able To Sit Down For A Week."

"Did You Know The New Church In Town Is Allowing Women To Wear Slacks To Their Service?"