"Pickup Lines" joke

THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES (AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!)
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
3. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
4. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
5. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
7. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
8. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
9. Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?
10. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
11. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
12. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
13. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
14. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
15. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
16. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
17. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
18. So... How am I doin'?
19. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
20. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.