"Piece Of Paper" joke

A guy is having breakfast when his wife comes on down and is mad as hell at him. He asks why she's mad... She says that she found a piece of paper with the name MARILU on it... He pauses and says: Honey that is a tip on a horse that ran last week at the track when he went with his friends, she calms down somewhat. Next morning she comes down really mad this time and starts slapping him he asks what the hell got her so mad this time; she says THE HORSE JUST CALLED YOU.

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