"Pink panties" joke
a girl goes to her dad and says daddy can i get a pair of pink panties? he said no so she goes to her mom and asked the same question and her mom gets them for her. she shows her dad them and he rips them up. she asks her dad daddy can i have a cat named pussy? he says no so she asks her mom and her mom gets it for her. she shows her dad the cat and he shaves it. she asks her dad daddy can i have a dog named ass? he of course said no so again she asked her mom and her mom gets it for her. she showed her dad and he kicks it out. she goes and tells her mom, mommy mommy daddy ripped my panties shaved my pussy and kicked my ass out the door.
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.