"Pirate Conversation" joke
An aging pirate, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch on his eye, was sitting in a bar talking with the bartender.
"What happened to your leg?" the bartender asked.
"One day, there was a bad storm and I was swept overboard. That's when a shark bit off me whole leg," the priate explained.
"Wow!" replied the bartender. "What about the hook?"
"We were in the midst of a battle and I got me hand cut off with a sword," said the pirate.
"That's incredible," the bartender said. "Did you lose your eye in the battle, too?"
"Oh no. That happened when we were sailing the high seas one day and a sea gull landed on the boom. When I looked up, it shit in me eye," replied the pirate.
"You can't lose an eye that way!" scoffed the bartender.
"Aye," the pirate said, "but it was the first day with me hook!"
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