"Plane Crash" joke

I love a good joke and so here is my contribution to this
place. Here is one joke of many that I hope to stick up in the
Infolanka joke pages. I hope you like it.
Arjuna Kulatunga

You are one of a group of people on board an airplane. Suddenly the pilot enters the
cabin and says you are about to crash. Sadly there is only one parachute left.
Pessimist: You refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway.
Optimist: You refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps like this
before.
Bureaucrat: You order a feasibility study on parachute usage in a multi engine aircraft
under code red conditions.
Internal Revenue Service: You confiscate the parachute along with the luggage,
wallets and gold filings.
Engineer: You make another parachute out of curtains and dental floss.
Mathematician: You refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in
all cases.
Philosopher: You ask how we can know the parachute actually exists.
Psychoanalyst: You ask what shape the parachute reminds them of.
Dramatist: To tie them down so that they can watch you develop the character of a
person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute.
Artist: You hang the parachute on a wall and sign it.
Environmentalist: You refuse to take the parachute unless it is biodegradable.