"Plastic Surgery" joke
The woman inthe bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "hey, you dont need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery."
"Just rub toilet paper between them"
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I dont know but it worked for your ass"!
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...