"Play the Office Game" joke
Here`s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows: ONE POINT Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. When they`re not looking, pour most of someone`s fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew. Ignore the first five people who say `good morning` to you. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can`t talk right now. Bye."To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. THREE-POINTS Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don`t want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. FIVE POINTS At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). Walk into a very busy person`s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as `Bob`. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two". After every sentence, say `mon` in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report`s on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"In a colleague`s diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights". Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it`s gone now"Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can`t talk about it"Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call. Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.
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