"Politically correct ..." joke

Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and gives you milk.
Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and sells you milk.
Nazism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and shoots you.
Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one of them and buy a bull.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows, the government takes both of them, shoots one of them, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.
Democracy: You have two cows, and they both go on strike.

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