"Poor Dog" joke
A man plans his house perfectly, down to the last brick. He builds his house and ends up with one brick left. What does he do with it?
Answer: He throws it in the air.
A lady walks onto a plain with her dog. Dogs aren't allowed on the plane, thedog starts yapping and rthe flight attendant comes up to the lady and says "If youdon't shut up your dog i will throw it out the window". She tried all she could but she couldn't make it be quiet, so the man threw the dog out the window. But the dog died before it hit the ground. Why?
Answer: it hit the brick the man threw!
There are three guys in a helicopter and they each get to choose what they want to throw out.
The first guys chooses an apple. So he takes an apple and throws it out.
The second guy chooses a brick. So he takes a brick and throws it out.
The third guy chooses a more...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile more...
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...
A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was more...