"Poor little Kenneth wanted a toy he could his own" joke

Poor little Kenneth wanted a toy he could his own, and, dashing off a letter to God, hi implored the Almighty to see His way clear send him twenty dollars to buy one. He mail* the letter, which a well-meaning postal forwarded to City Hall. There it came to tl attention of the mayor, who pulled out a five dollar bill, wrote a nice note, and sent it off to Kenneth.
When the envelope arrived, Kenneth opened it and grew red with rage. Taking pen in hand, he wrote back to God, "Lord, thanks for the twenty dollars. Only why'd you send it through City Hall? The bastards kept seventy-five percent for taxes!"

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