"Poor poor duck" joke

An old old man called his three sons to his house one day and told them he was dying. He said that he wanted to give away his house and farmland to his kids but he can't decide which one to give the land to.
In order for one of the sons to win the land they must find the best way to spend five dollars.
Three days past and all three came back, the youngest said all he could think of buying was an ice cold beer.
The middle son said all he could think of was to buy two beers.
After a while the oldest son said that he didn't think he was going to win, but decided to say it anyway.
"I was walking down the street and I saw a prostitute, she said that I looked hot and she'd only charge me five dollars. I paid, and we went up to her room; she said that I was so great that she wanted to repay me so she gave me her pet duck.
But then I realized how good she was and I decided to give the duck back in return for another go with the prostitute for free. But in the middle of our love making the duck escaped out the fire escape and was run over by a truck. Then later I came here," said the oldest son.
"Huh, what? I'm sorry, son, I didn't hear you, can you say it again?" said the old father
"Basically I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a duck, and a fucked up duck."

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