"Popular Synonyms" joke

Little Herbie was instructed by his mother to avoid any of the popular synonyms for urination and to substitute the verb "whis­per."
That night, the boy approached his father, who had not yet been apprised of the new code. "Daddy," he said, "I want to whisper."
"All right, son/' answered his father, "do it in my ear."

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