"Positive messages on answering machine" joke

Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine?
"Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'"
Beep.
"Uh, yeah... This is the VD clinic calling... Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love!"

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