"Post Surgery Roses" joke
A woman tells her doctor she would like to have an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's very embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
When she awakens after the operation she finds three roses carefully placed on the table beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls the doctor and shouts, "I thought I told you to keep my operation a secret!"
"Don't worry," the doctor says, reassuringly. "I didn't tell a soul."
"Then where did these roses come from?" she asks.
"The first is from me," explains the doctor. "I felt very bad because you went through all of this by yourself. The second is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation and understands what you're going through since she's had it done herself."
"Well, who's the third rose from?" the woman asks.
"The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit," the doctor says. "He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
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