"Post Turtle" joke

An elderly man and his doctor were having a discussion concerning Bush's health care reform ideas.
"You know," said the elderly man, "old Bush is a post turtle."
Not understanding what he meant, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence with a turtle balanced on top, well, that's a post turtle," explained the old man.
"You know darn well he didn't get there by himself," continued the old man, "he sure doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing get down."

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