"Prank call" joke

(To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
"You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."

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Eternity

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Santa Riddle

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He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Anonym:that was a dumb joke you don't know how to do a real joke. that was the WORST joke ever your stupid.
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Funny Joke? 21 vote(s). 76% are positive. 11 comment(s).