"Prank call" joke

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.