"Prenuptual Agreement" joke

From the law offices of Harrison, Sale & Varner
To all whom this may come to concern, know ye that it is understood that
on the _______ day of _________ 1998, Scott Duvall (hereafter known as the first party) and Tracy Miller (hereafter known as the second party) are entering the contract of wedlock.
The following is a detailed agreement regarding all properties and how they shall be divided in the event of a divorce.
His Hers The dog Everything else. Season tickets The weedeater First Party: Signature_______________ Date___________ Second Party: Signature_______________ Date___________ Notary Public: Signature_______________ Date___________

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