"President over for dinner" joke

One day a litter girl goes to her mother and ask her,"what does shit mean?" Her mother said it means coat.The little girl said ok then, but what does bastard mean? The mother said means dinner. Then the little girl ask what does asshole mean? The mother said it ment president. Then the little girl asked what does fucking mean? The mother said it means getting ready. That day the president came over for dinner. The little girl answered the door and said,"Hello asshole. Give me your shit. The bastards on the table and my mom and dad are fucking up stairs."

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