"Priest and Taxi Driver" joke

There was a priest who got into a car wreck and died. At the pearly gates there was a long line in front of the priest and the person right in front of the priest was the taxi driver.

When the taxi driver was the next person in line, Saint Peter takes one look at him and gives him a silk robe and a golden staff and sends him into heaven.

Then Saint Peter looks at the Priest and hands him a cotton robe and a wooden staff and sends him into heaven.

The Priest was perplexed and asked Saint Peter,"He why did the taxi driver get all of the fancy stuff while I get this cheap stuff." Then Saint Peter calmly said,"When you were preaching people were sleeping, and when the Taxi driver was driving people were praying."

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