"Prison Escapees" joke
Three women escaped from prison, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. After running for quite some time, they came across a barn and decided to hide inside and get some rest. Inside, they found three burlap sacks, so they each hid in one.
When the police arrived at the barn, one of the officers noticed the three sacks and told his partner about them.
"Kick them to make sure the prisoners aren't hiding in them," his partner said.
The officer kicked the sack with the brunette in it and she yelled, "MEOW!" "There's just a cat in this one," he said.
Next he kicked the sack with the redhead in it and she yelled, "WOOF! WOOF!" "There's just a dog in this one," he remarked.
Finally, he kicked the sack with the blonde in it and she yelled, "POTATOES!"
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