"Professor English" joke

Maj( R MM. Singh, Professor in DAV college, Pehowa, spoke his own brand of English. If he met students loitering about the corridors, he said,' Why are you vibrating in the verandah?'
Once in answer to an enquiry, he replied, "The Principal has just passed away to his office.'
Speaking to a colleague standing on the first floor he said,' So you are looking down upon me!'
When he was made warden of the hostel, a student brought him a half-baked chapatti and complained against the poor quality of the food provided. Major Singh summoned the cook and ordered:' Take this and sake (bake) it'.

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