"Proposed Country-Western song titles" joke

"I Wouldn't Take You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win"
"My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart"
"Tennis Must Be Your Racket, 'Cause Love Means Nothin' to You"
"I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I'm Blue All the Time"
"I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well"
"I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better"
"Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure"
"I Wish I Were in Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town"
"You May Put Me In Prison, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breakin' Out"
"I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life"

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