"Punishment" joke

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That''s unfair! " he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman''s punishment?"

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