"Puppies" joke
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning when she came across a little boy who had a box of newborn puppies. After stopping and introducing herself, Hillary asked the little boy what kind of puppies they were.
"They're Democrats," the little boy replied.
Hillary was very pleased to hear this and when she got home she told her husband what had happened.
A week or so later, Bill was out jogging and came across a little boy carrying a box puppies. Recalling what Hillary had told him, Bill went up to the little boy and asked, "Are these the puppies you showed my wife Hillary a week or so ago?"
"Yes, they are," answered the boy. "They're Republicans."
Surprised by the answer, Bill inquired, "I thought you had told my wife they were Democrats?"
"Yes, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open!"
Not enough votes...