"Purple Heart" joke

While searching for an old Army buddy's apartment in a small town, a uniformed Vietnam veteran spotted two spinster ladies through a living-room window and stepped up onto their porch to ask for directions. When one answered the door, the other inquired who their visitor was.
"It's a young soldier and he's got a Purple Heart on," said the old lady at the door, looking the soldier up and down.
"I don't care what color it is," came the voice inside. "Let him in."

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