"Purple Spaghetti" joke
A kid goes to school and says to his teacher, "I just learned this new word called 'Purple spaghetti'." The teacher sends him to the principal and tells him the same thing so he sends him home!
When he gets home his mom asks him, "Why are you home so early?" So he tells her about what happened and his new word. Then his mom sends him to his room and tells him to wait until his father gets home. When his father gets home he sits down with the boy and the boy tells him about what happened, and about his new word. the father tells him to go the streets. So now the boy is living on the streets and he comes across a homeless person and tells him his story and when the boy says 'Purple spaghetti' the homeless person screams and runs across the steet and gets hit by a car.
Q: Whats the moral to the story?
A: Look both ways before crossing the street.
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