"Puzzelers" joke

Whats black when you buy it, Red when you use it and white when you have finished with it?
A lump of coal
A man walks in to a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and aims for the customer. after hesitating for a couple of seconds the man smiles at the barman and thanks him then leaves. Why?
Because he had the hiccups.
A man is carrying a sack of sand. he can put something in to the sack to make it lighter but he cannot take anything out. What can he put in to the sack?
A Hole.

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