"Puzzled President" joke

Dick Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George W. Bush
"I've got a problem," says George.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office so I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies George.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. G.W. points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to the president and says, "Oh, for pete's sake, George - put the corn flakes back in the box."

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