"Q&A" joke

Q - What should you do when you see ex-husband rolling
around in pain on the ground?
A - Shoot him again.Q - Why do little boys whine?
A - They're practicing to be men.Q - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A -Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.Q - What do you call a handcuffed man?
A - Trustworthy.Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.Q - What's the best way to kill a man?
A - Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose just one.Q - What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A - They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

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