"Quality fruit" joke

A woman goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of
oranges.
"Can I help you madam?" asks the shopkeeper.
"Well, I was looking for some fruit for my husband. Have these oranges been
treated with any poisonous fertilizer or weedkiller?" she replies.
"No madam, you'll have to get that from the chemist's."

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