"Quality, not quantity" joke

Three factory workers were needling a shy co-worker who just returned from his honeymoon.
They each bragged about how many times they'd had sex on their honeymoon.
One said five times, another said seven and a real mach jock claimed he'd done it ten times. Punching the shy guy in the chest, he demanded to know how many times he did it.
Blushing and hesitant he answered, "We only did it once. My wife wasn't used to it."

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