"Queen Visists Hospital" joke

>The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
>during her tour of the floors she passed a
>room where a male patient was masturbating.
>
>"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning
>of this???"
>
>The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man
>has a very serious condition where the
>testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a
>day, they would explode and he would most
>likely die instantly."
>
>"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
>
>On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
>patient a blow job.
>
>"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
>
>The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."