"Question And Answer Jokes 1" joke

Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers? word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: When lawyers die, why don’t vultures them?
A: Even a vulture has taste.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 10?
A: A lawyer.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.