"Questions.." joke

The following are questions the answers to I wish I knew:
If one hermaphrodite dates another hermaphrodite, are they gay, straight or bisexual?
Why does the cat always use the litter box right before I need to brush my teeth?
Who is Murphy and what sad life did he lead to have that law named after him?
Why do they keep making things smaller and smaller when all that does is make them easier to lose?
Why are there so many 24%s in my joke recomender?
And why oh why are there so many of these lists?

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