"REJECTED SLOGANS FOR FIRESTONE TIRES" joke

10. "Safer than a Russian sub."9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law."8. "Because there's a lot riding on your lawsuit."7. "Better than driving around on your axles, right?"6. "Pop a set on your car today."5. "C'mon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?"4. "Reinforcing the importance of the 25 mph speed limit."3. "Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or something."2. "Best Blow Job In Town!"1. "You can't recall a better tire."

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