"Ready To Re-Enter Society" joke
The head psychiatrist at a local mental hospital was examining patients to see whether they were ready to re-enter society.
"Well, John," the doctor said to one of the patients, "I see by your chart that you have been recommended for dismissal. Have you given any thought to what you might do once you are released?"
John thought for a few moments, then replied, "I did go to school for mechanical engineering. That still appears to be a good field which pays well. Then again, I was even thinking about writing a book about my experiences as a patient here. There may be a lot of people who would be interested in reading a book like that. I may even go back to college and study art history. I've grown quite interested in that lately."
"They all sound like very intriguing possibilities," the doctor said.
"Thank you," replied John. "and the best part is, in my spare time, I can continue to be a teapot."
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