"Ready for Super Sex" joke

A married couple in their 80's had been married for over 50 years. The wife had not had sex in so long that she decided to try something different to get her husband aroused. She went to an exotic shop and bought a satin red cape. She went home and ran upstairs to get ready while her husband sat in front of the t.v. watching football.

She ran downstairs and stood directly in front of the t.v. with nothing but the cape and yelled at her husband, "Are you ready for some SUPER SEX?!"

The husband kept his eyes on the television and said, "I'll take the soup."

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