"Real News Headlines 10" joke

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.
March Planned For Next August
Blind Bishop Appointed To See
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked–Thief Gives Police The Slip
L. A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death’s Door–Doctors Pull Him Through
Latin Course To Be Canceled–No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Croupiers On Strike–Management: “No Big Deal”
Stadium Air Conditioning Fails–Fans Protest

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