"Really Bad Christmas Jokes" joke

What do they call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.