"Really Bad Truck Stop" joke

Two guys are driving down the interstate and decide to stop at a truck stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the waitress arrives, both fellas order hamburgers.

The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two patties, and places one each under each arm. When one of the appalled patrons asked just what the hell is going on, she calmly explains that the microwave is broken and they have no other way to defrost the patties.

Said one man to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a hot-dog."

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