"Reasons why to stop writing a paper and go to bed" joke

After three cups of coffee I can't stop singing that Bonanza song (this part, sadly, has really happened)
Elvis just delivered the morning paper
My paper is 23 pages of "All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy."
I have to go to bed so I can be rested when I get up in 20 minutes
What good is an edjucations, anyway
Did I write that?
Hmm... Europe would be nice this time of year
I've failed myself as a journalist because I don't like Edward Murrow. I might as well quit while I'm ahead
Then again, I at least I don't look like Ed Murrow
Where is Europe?

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