"Redhead" joke
A man was a restaurant one night and there was a gorgeous redhead at the next table.He'd been checking her out since he sat down but he lacked the nerve to get up and talk to her.Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.He instinctively reaches out, grabs it,and hands it back."Oh I'm so sorry,"the woman says as she pops her eye back into place."I'm sure that must have embarassed you so, please,let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,"she says.They enjoy dinner together followed by drinks.They talk and laugh.After paying for everything, she asks him if he'd like to stay the night at her house and stay for breakfast.She gives him sex all night long and in the morning cooks a huge, delicious,breakfast with all the trimmings and they enjoy it together;followed by more sex.The guy finally says,"You are the most perfect woman.Are you this nice to every man you meet?"She replies,"No,you just happened to catch my eye."
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