"Redneck Computer Lingo" joke

Hard Drive = Attempting to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and hauling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Window = Place in your truck to hang your guns.
Keyboard = Place to hang your truck keys.
Modem = How you got rid of your dandelions.
Floppy = When you run out of Polygrip.
Byte = First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Cursor = What some guys do when they get mad at their wife/girlfriend.
Bit = A wager, as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
Reboot = What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
LAN = To borrow, as in "Hey, Bubba! LAN me your truck."
Packet = What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
Digital Control = What your fingers do on the TV remote.
Mouse = Soft, fuzzy thing you stuff in your beer bottle to get a free case.
Network = Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.