"Redneck Joke" joke

You think country and western are the two kinds of music.
You think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
You think paprika is a third-world country.
Dinner may or may not have tire tracks on it.
You own a homemade fur coat.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
People think you're having a yard sale....and you're not.
There is a wasp nest in your living room.
You own a waffle house credit card.
You've ever made change in the offering plate.

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